nyozeka:

i hope my first child is a dragon

melongorl:

WHAT

dekutree:

stayed-up-late-again:

One time in class we were talking about abortion and most of the girls talking were pro-choice and it was a generally calm discussion then one of the pro-life boys used the phrase

“if a girl is stupid enough to get herself pregnant in the first place-“

…he didn’t get to finish the sentence

im laughing so hard because of that gif.

u can see its tiny balls dropping

thatwhoufflegirl: "How do I get followers like you?"

u dont

Anonymous: "I'm sorry to bother you,but I was wondering which pronouns I should use while addressing you?"

god

barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

image

Title: really scappy cover of born to die
Played: 1410 times

i tried to cover lana del rey’s born to die and then realized i cant reach the high notes to save a life LMAO so it’s cut short.

it’s not very good sorry 


brynnasaurus:

so I was wearing a Captain America shirt on my run today and TWO separate people shouted ‘ON YOUR LEFT’ at me

sometimes the world is a wonderful and magical place

i—also:

moriarty:

dumbass

Okay I dont care what they did. No one. and I mean no one, deserves to be be spat on or called names,made to feel like garbage no matter what they did. Especially if its something like them hating on someone for any reason 

Hate is not solved with hate. end of story. if you want true effectiveness show them how to love, by loving them .

Not pushing them to the point where they have to ask you to be nice to them

Spread love not hate 

 please.

sorry for the rudeness 

ily

what the fuck are you even talking about?

"oooh i forgot. you’re one of those feminist people" (said in a mocking tone when i defended women during a classroom discussion)

"wow jasmin, and here i thought you were on of those quiet little asian girls who sat in the front of the classroom” 

(in a class discussion about lgbt rights) “jeeze why do gay people even want to get married so badly anyway?”

(me talking about japanese internment camps and how immoral they were) “oh so im guessing you’re japanese, then, huh?” 

no, i am not japanese, and it doesnt necessarily require me to be japanese to know that racial profiling is wrong, and your constant assumptions about me on race is frankly fucking annoying after the 50th time

he’s said a lot of ignorant shit since the day he decided to cling on to me, that i cant even remember anymore

this guy is complete

fucking 

garbage

GARBAGE

G A R BA GE

i will ignore his trash ass if i want to, ill refuse to look at him when he walks by. im just surprised at how long it took me 

whether he feels like growing the fuck up already in a college environment is up to him. i dont care. just leave me alone