deadtrash:

"thats not very lady-like of you"

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i started my period so i bought myself an oreo cupcake

9pm / 7am / 9pm

tsme:

Straight guys are so weird. I had a gag ice cube tray that made penis shaped ice and my apartment mate flat out refused to drink anything with the ice in it like damn fine enjoy your lukewarm drink

forced myself to go to crowded, socializing events two days in a row

i feel like throwing up while im there but im always proud of myself afterwards

i dreamed i was on this student exhange program and u were there as urself in my class but u looked like andrew scott but u were not him u were urself. weird
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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

198ft:

girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us

What if you don’t complete the person that completes you?
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