"thats not very lady-like of you"
Straight guys are so weird. I had a gag ice cube tray that made penis shaped ice and my apartment mate flat out refused to drink anything with the ice in it like damn fine enjoy your lukewarm drink
forced myself to go to crowded, socializing events two days in a row
i feel like throwing up while im there but im always proud of myself afterwards
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us
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